Rochesterians Tattoo “Winter Weather Advisory” On Foreheads To Resolve Seasonal Amnesias

ROCHESTER, NY – With yet another snowstorm coming out of nowhere and surprising a city that has been devastated by harsh winters every year since the dawn of man, some residents are choosing a more permanent solution to avoid the shock of waking up to an ice-covered vehicle.

“We’ve gotten a lot of requests to just throw a reminder on people’s foreheads that every day they need to be prepared for a motivation obliterating storm that will make their morning commute a living hell. Apparently, it’s easier than remembering we live in a snow globe 9 months out of the year.” Said local tattoo artist and Fast Ferry truther Billiam T Middlediddle

Some of the tattoos requested:

“Buy a god damn car starter”

“It’s frozen, it’s snowing, stay home”

“Fucking Move”

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