Cheryl Dinolfo’s Hair Quits County Executive Campaign

Rochester, NY – Cheryl Dinolfo is running for a second term as Monroe County Executive and will now have to do it without her signature hair after it made a surprise announcement today that it will no longer work on the campaign.

“I can stop a bullet, but I can’t stop feeling like helping a Republican after the past few years is unconscionable,” said Dinolfo’s Hair in a statement.

No word on what Cheryl will be doing for a new look moving forward although rumors are swirling that she may try to bring back “The Rachael” after binge-watching Friends.

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