Rochester Vapists Plan to Exhale “Cloud So Massive It Will Block Out The Sun” in Flavor Ban Protest

Rochester, NY – The statewide ban on most e-cigarette flavors has sent local vape enthusiasts into a tizzy.

While aiming to stop young people from developing a potentially dangerous lifelong habit, adult vapists say this is ban the ban is completely egregious. So they’re taking to the streets.

“We’re planning to all exhale one massive vape cloud around the liberty pole every day at noon until Cuomo lifts the ban” said organizer Spud Smolder. “If we get enough of us together we can block out the friggen sun!”


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