Lollypop Farm Set To Use Abandoned Subway For Cat Overflow

ROCHESTER, NY – Lollypop Farm gets lots of pussy. Dozens of cats are left at the animal shelter every single day. But now due to the New York Declawing ban, fewer homes are willing to adopt.

So what are they going to do with all of the extra kitties? They have received permission from the city to use the abandoned subway for overflow.

“It’s actually purr-fect” said Lollypop volunteer Amy Koldhamr. “If we released them all in the city they’d eventually find there way down there anyway. Plus it already smells like cat piss!”

City officials hope that the new “Catway” will attract tourists “like those Asian cities that have been taken over by monkies.”

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