Hurricane Dorian Will Not Affect Rochester; Locals Buy Several Loaves of Bread Just to Be Safe

Rochester, NY – Other than effecting flights from the airport Hurricane Dorian is not expected to make an impact on Rochester. Even though residents know this and trust the National Weather Service they have still cleared out the shelves at Wegmans of bread, milk, and beer.

“I know the storm isn’t going to be hitting us hard but hey you never know” says Greg Rondon who we stopped on the way into a grocery store. “By the time it makes it do us it could be a category 5 snow strorm!”

Even though we told Greg that is not a thing, he still proceeded to go into Wegmans and buy all of the Hot Dog buns and condoms they had left.

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