Wegmans Themed Nightclub to Open on East Ave Called “The Shopper’s Club”

Rochester, NY – Finally a Nightclub You Can Feel Good About! Wegmans announced today they will be moving into the nightlife business with the new “Shopper’s Club” downtown Rochester dance nightclub.

“It will be a mix of TiLt, Dubland Underground, and the Wegmans Market Café” said club promoter Wanny Degman. “We’re going to have pizza, subs, sushi, and specialty Wegmans cocktails mixed with the flavored seltzer water you all love.”

Owners say they have rigged the old self-playing pianos from the food courts to play modern dubstep and pop remixes.

3 thoughts on “Wegmans Themed Nightclub to Open on East Ave Called “The Shopper’s Club””

  1. I truly hope this is a joke. Otherwise I might just lose what little is left of my sanity!

  2. I think this is something rochester’s been needing for a long time! So excited to see where this goes!!😁😁

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