Rochester, NY – By now you’ve probably heard that Cellino & Barnes are breaking up and you may have had the same question we did. Who is getting the 8?

We’re talking about the iconic phone number 888-8888. It has been drilled into us since birth that as soon as you’ve been injured, punch 8 into your phone until someone picks up and gives you a million dollars.

The InnerLoop Blog’s insiders have found out that due to their incredible abilities practicing law, no judge will allow them to litigate in a courthouse.  “It would be like watching the 90s Chicago Bulls play the 2017 Warriors. We would be here for days and it would end up being to close to call” said Judge Eatow.

Luckily, Barnes found an old New York statue buried in a book that says you can demand trial by combat for company assets (Source; Hamilton Vs Pence 2016). The two former colleagues have agreed to meet at The Renaissance Festival to joust for custody of their famous phone number.