Local Kickball Player On A Diet Drinks A Dozen White Claws Instead of a 30-Rack Of Beer During Game

Rochester, NY – Kenny Portsmen of the Rochester Kickball team “Ball, Sweat, & Tears” announced to his team at today’s game that he was working on his summer bod and decided to make the switch to White Claw instead of his regular 30-Rack of Gennys.

“Gotta get that summer bod” Kenny told The InnerLoop Blog even though we didn’t ask.

He also told us that he will be continuing his diet at the bar by only eating the cheese off the top of the free pizza the sponsor provides. “No carbs! Keto bro!”

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