Democrat & Chronicle Merges With The News Wing Of Ontario Video & News

Ontario, NY – Hoping to attract a new audience, the Democrat & Chronicle has announced plans to acquire the news wing of Ontario Video & News (OVN).

OVN is the adult entertainment store on Route 104 specializing mostly in porn and adult toys. However, they also have a hard-hitting investigative journalism team that has been exposing corruption for decades.

“Not a lot of people know about our News Team because they don’t make it past the porn section of our store but we didn’t include ‘news’ in our name for nothing!” says Creepy-Peepy Tom the store’s night manager.

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