Local Dog Can’t Decide If That Was A Firework Or Thunder, Shits On Floor Just In Case

Webster, NY – Chester is a pug. Chester hates loud noises. Chester poops when he gets nervous. Chester poops a lot the week of the 4th of July.

Chester’s owner makes him wear a thunder vest. Chester thinks it makes him look fat. Chester poops on the thunder vest.

Chester’s poops are small. Chester feels bad when the owner steps in them with bare feet. Chester just wants to be a good boy but Chester’s exposed butt can’t handle panic.

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