ROCHESTER, NY – An Eastman School of Music student found himself in a precarious situation this weekend as he was walking home carrying his tuba, and suddenly found him rushed onto one of the free music stages downtown where he was forced to hold an impromptu 2-hour performance to resounding applause.

“One of the best performances of the whole festival, simple raw and pure, yet powerful.”

Said one concert goer, who seemed to think the student was actually Dan Aykroyd, another performer who is, apparently for some reason, also performing at Jazz Fest.

40 minutes of the performance was said o just be a “jazzy rendition” of hot cross buns, played during what looked like a portion of the show in which the student was in the midst of a panic attack.