Shut Down of Major Roads in Downtown Rochester for Father’s Day Lawn Mower Walk

ROCHESTER, NY – In honor of Fathers Day this year, Dads across the greater Rochester area are gathering downtown to rev up their most prized possessions and parade through the city. Parts of the inner loop, Main Street, East Ave and Goodman will all be closed off to help celebrate fathers and their favorite past time this Sunday. Local dad and grass enthusiast Liam Johnson said “We all hate our wives and kids so much, seriously, why do you think we now the lawn so much? I wait for a grass stalk to grow a half an inch so I can block out the world, crank up my iPod shuffle and ride my mower and escape my family for a hour or so.” The parade begins at 11 am and goes until the wife and kids go to sleep.

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