GREECE, NY – Seemingly confused by the distinguished sounding name, Greece resident and mother of two Belanie Dunkle was shocked to hear of the harassment allegations against a teacher at Greece Odyssey High School.

“I thought that was the one Greece school where kids didn’t act like they were from Greece. When I heard the student was suspended over 100 times I assumed his parents had smuggled him in from Arcadia or something.”

“I mean isn’t Odyssey the smallest school? Like where they put the smart kids? Not the ones that employ teachers who think they’re a Clint Eastwood character ready to piledrive a teenager through their desk. Oh well, guess I’ll have to move to Irondequoit when the time comes so my kids can hope to become real estate agents or something.”