Local Man Fails to Feel Bad for Rich People That Live on the Water

Rochester, NY – Even though the Lake Ontario water levels are expected to surpass 2017 levels, and expected to do major damage to lakefront property, a local man says that he simply can not muster any sympathy for the rich people that live on the water.

“You tell me a story about some poor shmuck from Farmington having his barn collapse from a rupture in the Earth and I will feel bad. He’s a farmer, he’s poor, his livelihood was in that barn” said the heartless bastard Scott Gorkin.

“You tell me a story about a rich dude’s third home getting a little wet and I will not feel a damn thing. I’ve got problems too.”

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