Kodak Building Will Open Its Doors to 5 Lucky Boys and Girls

Rochester, NY – In a stunning turn of events today, the infamously mysterious and abandoned building that is known as “Kodak” is opening up for five lucky boys and girls. All we know right now is that five kids from Rochester found a golden film canister lying around the streets of Lake Ave.

This golden canister will be their ticket into the Kodak building where the presumed dead George Eastman will meet them at the front door wearing a bright purple suit and a fancy top hat. When asked if this was an attempt to imitate the Willy Wonka films we were told “there’s no candy, nothing is edible, and the only thing kids will take home is a disposable camera. And possibly cancer from the asbestos. But definitely a camera.

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