Hart’s Local Grocers Hoping to Start Over After Rebranding

Rochester, NY – Hart’s Local Grocers closed it’s doors earlier in 2019 but it appears as if they’re giving the East Ave location another shot after rebranding into ‘Fart’s Local Jokeshop.’

“We noticed that there was no shop in town selling whoopie cushions or rubber chickens and we figured we could capitalize,” said owner Owen Hart. “We’re done trying to compete in industries dominated by Wegmans.”

The InnerLoop Blog got a sneak peek at the new Fart’s storefront and are happy to announce that it still has the same Hart’s features you’ve come to expect. All the Fart Spray is local and organic and everything is severely overpriced.

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