Lilac Festival Cancelled Due to Pretty Good Weather for Rochester, Actually

Rochester, NY – The Lilac Festival was canceled today, due to it being too wet, apparently.

The weather recently has been rainy but temperatures have been pretty decent which is why many local citizens were unhappy with the cancellation.

“This is my one day off this week!” says unemployed festival connoisseur Robert Hughes. “Today was my ONE day to break out my shorts and tank top! How am I supposed to maintain a tan, now?” continued Hughes, who is somehow still above going to Charlotte beach.

The Lilac Festival is expected to resume tomorrow when even organizers remember we it might snow again at any point so there is no time to waste.

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