HENRIETTA, NY – The search for the person responsible for stealing the immortal Klassy Kat sign has come to an end after an extremely horny Henrietta Man was apprehended while trying to force a local minister to perform a wedding ceremony with the iconic signage.

“He approached me in a frenzy asking if I could quickly announce that he and the sign were married in the eyes of our lord and savior. After I refused he demanded that I watch him perform oral on the sign which I did reluctantly” Local minister Beff Armoire told police after the whole ordeal.

Police confirmed that the Henrietta Man is in jail and that the sign has been returned to its rightful owner at the town dump.