Food Truck Rodeo Canceled, Trucks to Be Released to Free Range Junkyard

Rochester, NY – Following a protest by local Food Truck advocacy groups, the Food Truck Rodeo at the Public Market has been canceled.

The trucks will be relocated to a sanctuary that caters to retired rodeo trucks and recreational vehicles. “They’ll be able to run, play, serve tacos and French fries. Everything they love to do. Their grease traps will be emptied every day, and they’ll be fed long lines of drunk people every night at 2am” said Chance Phillips, a specialist in large and other vehicles at the East End Garage.

The rodeo will be replaced by a family friendly Hunger Games themed event where children will hunt down and murder each other for sport. 

 

 

 

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