Buffalo, NY – The Buffalo Bills and their fans are in shock after their first-round draft pick has announced his retirement midway through the 2019 NFL Draft.

“Not again” said Coach McDermott clearly having flashbacks to last season when defensemen Vontae Davis retired midway through a week 2 loss.

The team hopes to bounce back in round 2 by draft a rugby player from out of the country who has never heard of Buffalo or the Bills.