Rochester, NY – Following the announcement that Wegmans would be phasing out plastic bags, everyone’s favorite grocery store has announced another plan to show that they are spearheading the effort to #GoGreen.

Starting this month, Wegmans will begin to euthanize their bag boys to cut down on unnecessary waste and to lessen the number of bag boys that have been polluting landfills for years.

When asked how he felt about the new policy, current bag boy Allen Thomas said: “wait what?” He was quickly dragged away by Wegmans staff, where he was humanely euthanized. His family has been given the option to have him stuffed and mounted in their home, so that their little buddy can stay with them forever.