Astacio Hires Kappell as Campaign Manager in Attempt to Monopolize Social Media Outrage

ROCHESTER, NY – Former Judge Leticia Astacio is looking to crash the party in her upcoming run for City Council.

Joining her team is former weatherman, and Gofundme enthusiast, Jeremy Kappell. Kappell is best known as the guy who was the unfortunate victim of a racial slur slip that has never happened to anyone else in the history of weather reporting.

He brings the experience of desiring attention at any cost and a complete unwillingness to stay out of the public eye that Astacio’s team needs to completely take over all local news outlet’s coverage until at least next week.

The campaign kicks off at Radio Social where candidate Astacio insists she will stay until forced to leave.


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