Cam’s Pizza Finds Untaxed Revenue Stuffed in Crust of Pizza

Rochester, NY – Early reports indicate that the $5 million of revenue not accounted for in Cam’s Pizza LLC’s 2018 taxes may have been found.  Owner/operator Cameron Fallone claims to have found the missing cash inside the crust of a pepperoni and mushroom large pizza at their East Ave location.

Fallone explained, “look these things happen it’s a pizza place, we stuff a lot of crusts with a lot of items.”  New eyewitness reporting claiming to have seen employees deep frying unpaid invoices in batches of sweet and sour wings last week.

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