ROCHESTER, NY – Last week President Trump floated the idea to send immigrants from the border to “sanctuary cities” to exact revenge on Democratic foes and it’s working. But not to “own the libs” like he’d hoped. Instead, Immigrants are staying home after finding out Rochester NY is a potential landing spot for their family.

“We were given a pamphlet at the border about Rochester, and there is no affordable place to live at all,” said Asylum Seeker Maria Maria-Maria. “I saw they have a decent empanada stand at their public market but other than that it kind of seems like a dump.”

Several other Immigrants told The Inner Loop Blog that having to live in Rochester was the number-one deterrent to trying to get into the United States. “Honestly, I didn’t like the idea of being separated from my children and having them live in a cage, but I was still gonna try to get in. Then I found out I’d have to live in a city that experiences all four seasons in an hour and I decided to stay in my gang infested, murdery, hometown.”