Buffalo, NY – Less than 24 hours after firing Phil Housley, it appears that the Sabres have moved onto the only thing willing to sit behind the bench in Buffalo, a big pile of discarded Chicken Wing bones.

The pile of bones will be their sixth head coach since 2013.

Mr. Bones says he hopes to inspire the team by “lighting a fire under their ass.”

The new coach clarified to The Inner Loop Blog that he means it literally. He plans to put Hot Chicken Wing Sauce on their seats so when they sit down, their buttholes are on fire, and they skate faster.