Rochester, NY – A local man was caught in by the RPD running a plastic bag black market in the abandoned subway earlier today.
Residents nervous about the March 1st statewide ban on plastic bags were using the trying to stock up.
The man is said to have stockpiled over 20,000 bags over his lifetime knowing that this might be an untapped market eventually when the “libtards come for our bags!”
Pretty good seeing the ban don’t go into effect untill Next March what was he charged with?
Did we not mention it was the RPD’s Precog unit? This arrest was actually the inspiration for Minority Report.