ROCHESTER, NY – Do you have money and don’t know where you want to live? And you’re trying to figure out what to do with three hundred thousand dollars? Why not just take my apartment right by West Ridge Road which is on a month to month lease?

I’ll leave everything in the apartment that you need like a TV, couch, and my entire DVD collection which includes classics like Knocked Up & Forgetting Sarah Marshall. All yours if you just hand me 300,000 dollars cash.

So hit me up if you have a lot of money and don’t really care that this is a 1 bedroom in an apartment complex and the neighbors aren’t really keen on the smell of weed. Off street parking and heat/hot water included!