Rochester, NY– Scientist at the University Of Rochester have just finished a controversial new study, showing that no matter what your girlfriend tells you, animals will never replace children. Animals bring us a sense of joy and understanding of our world, but they found that since animals live only about ten to fifteen years, they just cant replace what children can do.

Children seem to live much longer than fifteen years, they also grow into mature adults that you can have very intimate and honest conversations with, they bring food to holidays and call you when your sick, they remind of the innocence of life, they can change your whole day with just a smile!

While an animal will always piss on your rug no matter how much you talk to it.