Man has been pre-gaming for St. Patrick’s Day parade since he was 16

Rochester,NY-  The time is upon us for the annual St. Patricks Day Parade, the time of the year almost everyone looks forward to not remembering. We spoke with a local man about how he’s been anticipating this eventful day. This is what he had to share with us.

“Yeah, I’ll be honest with you, this is pretty much the only thing I look forward to ever year. I’ve basically been training for this my whole life, I would say since I was sixteen years old, I just remember thinking while I was chugging a bottle of Jameson that this skill would come in handy one day. Now it’s finally going to pay off, all those years of blacking out, being arrested and being called an “alcoholic”. I get to prove them all wrong.

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