Hart’s Grocery Closing A Huge Bummer To Your Friends With Money

ROCHESTER, NY – Hart’s Grocery has been a staple of the village gate area for the last 5 years, especially for your friends who can afford to buy organic cheese imported from New Zealand at $55 per pound.

“Ever dreamed of a downtown grocery store?” Was their headline which targeted people with enough money to not even acknowledge the existence of East ave Wegmans.

Unfortunately for your friends making 6 figures they’ll have to order their almond avocado California dips online or take quick private jet over to Martha’s Vineyard to find that champagne caviar they love.

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