“Daylight Savings Has No Effect on Me” Declares Man Unemployed Since Xerox Laid Him Off 3 Years Ago

ROCHESTER, NY – “I don’t see what everyone’s complaining about, it’s just an hour.” Local resident Jason Budd lamented after finishing another night of watching adult swim until 4 AM and sleeping in until noon.

“I’m a little more tired than usual but I’m not going to bitch about it on Facebook.” Budd whose job search since the lay-off has consisted of exclusively 1 click applications to jobs he’s unqualified for on Indeed & Monster.

As of this post Mr Budd was buying a Rick & Morty calendar for his “man cave*”

*parents basement

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