1. You refer to it as the Irondequoit Mall even though they have been calling it the Medley Centre for longer than it was the Irondequoit Mall

2. You bring up World of Science every time you’re already talking about World of Science unprompted at happy hour

3. The only Cinnamon Roll you recognize is Cindy’s

4. You regret not getting good enough at Tekken Tag to beat your cousin

5. You think about how you never once even thought about shopping at Kaufman’s and that’s why there’s no more Kaufman’s.

6. You are always ready at any moment to throw down on an argument that there’s ever been a better coin fountain. It’ll never ever happen but you’re ready.