Rochester Set to Remove All Road Lines to “Keep Winter Driving Fun Going Year Round!”

ROCHESTER, NY – Tired of only being able to guess if you’re actually on the road during the winter when snow is covering the road markings? A new bill passed in the Rochester Road Safety Office will make it so no street in Rochester has any lines on them.

“We make it through the winter with no rules. Why can’t we make it through Summer?” says Rod Cone the Director of Rochester Road Safety.

“This is just the first step though. We hope to remove all Stop Lights soon as well since they’re the first things to go in Ice Storms. Soon we can go back to the good ol’ days in Rochester with complete chaos in the roads.”

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