Pope Declares Ketchup On Garbage Plates “Blasphemy”

VATICAN CITY, ITALY – Pope Francis has declared that putting Ketchup on Garbage Plates is sacrilegious. The Pope who has been very progressive on many issues has decided the Rochester staple cannot be compromised from its original form.

“That’s like if Jesus turned water into wine, handed you the glass, and you added ketchup to it,” said The Pope to a room of confused Italians who have never had a Garbage Plate in their life.

The Pope later went on the say that if you get Cole Slaw instead on Mac Salad on your plate that Satan has a special room for you where you play Snakes & Ladder with Hitler and Harambe for all of eternity.

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