Snowman Invited Inside for Soup Turns Out to be Murderer, Not Child

Rochester, NY – Todd and Kathy from Webster were surprised to find out the snowman they let inside to warm up with soup turned out to be a murderer on the run and not their son Connor that they let outside to play in the snow.

“It’s a classic mixup,” says Officer John Graddy. “Ever since that 90s soup commercial, we have had thousands of reports of people allowing snowmen into their homes to warm up, only to find out they’re escaped prisoners on the lamb”

The Inner Loop Blog warns all Monroe County Residents to double-check the snowmen you allow into your homes, and also reminds everyone to remove whatever hat they happen to be wearing to see if they have a “Frosty” situation.

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