Penfield Dad Will Be Face Of New Balance’s “Just Mow It” Campaign

PENFIELD, NY – Move over Colin Kaepernick there’s a new spokesperson everyone’s talking about! Bill Frank of Penfield will be the new face of New Balance.

Mr. Frank told The Inner Loop he did not take the spokesperson job for the fame and fortune. “I am doing this to raise awareness about lawn care and how much my neighbor Steve keeps on cutting into my lawn like a real assclown. Fuck Steve.”

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