Shitty Friend Derek All Set To Ruin Super Bowl Party With Childish Outburst At Half-Time

Rochester,NY- We’re all gearing up for the superbowl. The most “American” day of the  year. Beer, football and chicken wing dip. Your buddy Shane is hosting a party and you can’t wait. Yet, we all know what’s going to happen. It happens every year. Fucking Derek has some sort of fucking meltdown right at half-time. It doesn’t even matter if his team is winning or not. He will find a way to ruin this party. We were able to speak with Derek to see exactly how he’s going to cause a scene at this years superbowl party. Here’s what he had to say!

” I think this year to really get the ball rolling, I’ll throw a couple of passive aggressive comments throughout the game, then to kind of hype things up, I’ll pretend I’m getting into some sort texting fight my ex-girlfriend. That always makes for a good time. Then when that sweet halftime comes around the corner, I’ll jack it up to ninety miles per hour and start screaming at the television. I’ll act like I’m going to call the other team a bunch of “N-words”, but I won’t. People get real tense about that kind of behavior. I have to say this is something I look forward to every year. It’s an honor.

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