Satan To Add East Ave Wegmans Parking Lot As Tenth Circle Of Hell

Rochester,NY- Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Heresy, Violence, Fraud, Treachery. These are the nine circles of hell, but today is a big day. Satan has just announced that this year they are set to add the east avenue Wegmans parking lot as a much awaited tenth circle of hell. We spoke with the leader of hellfire himself to see how excited he is for this new addition.

“You know, the minute I drove into the east avenue Wegmans parking lot, I knew it was a match made in hell. Seriously, it has to be one of the most disorganized, chaotic messes I’ve ever seen or had to be apart of! This is coming from a guy who single-handedly created the bubonic plague! I mean I love Wegmans, don’t get me wrong, but were they trying to create a new circle of hell for me? It feels like it, you know I thought the circle of gluttony and lust was a pretty raw deal, but I can’t wait to see the face on some of the newcomers when they realize they’re stuck in a never-ending bumper to bumper of the wegmans parking lot. Very excited for this new addition and I can’t wait to hear some of the feedback from the regulars”

Satan plans on adding this circle in the next month or so. He said he even may have potential plans for an eleventh circle of hell being a guy who can’t remember his Netflix password to save his life.

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7 thoughts on “Satan To Add East Ave Wegmans Parking Lot As Tenth Circle Of Hell”

  1. And to think, this parking lot is much improved over the previous parking lot (before the remodel). The basic problem is- too many cars and too little space. I wish they didn’t add the restaurant, and instead used that space for parking.

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  2. He should add the Pittsford Wegmans parking lot as the ninth circle. It’s just as ridiculous to get in and out of it. 🙂

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    1. WEGMAN do not care on hao you feel as long you shop in the store.
      ther mission is to send others out of business

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  3. Only the strong can survive. Weak , feeble drivers need not apply. If you don’t have the skills, you can’t pay the bills. If you follow the rules and laws , there are no issues. Courtesy as well as anti self-absorption goes a long way. Such it up buttercup, because ya gotta use those.big city skills.

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  4. Only the strong can survive. Weak , feeble drivers need not apply. If you don’t have the skills, you can’t pay the bills. If you follow the rules and laws , there are no issues. Courtesy as well as anti self-absorption goes a long way. Suck it up buttercup, because ya gotta use those big city skills.

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  5. Thank you for this! The first time I went there, I knew it was bad when they required a police officer to direct traffic. Then, they needed to implement a pedestrian walkway. You’ll find me in the back, walking a mile to avoid getting into an accident.

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