Rochester, NY- Jason Lyles ran to his laptop at exactly 10:01 pm to do what he does every Sunday after game of thrones airs. He post the most recent spoiler of the episode to set the internet on fire with a rage of a thousand nerds screaming and cussing him out via Facebook messenger. As Jason walked away from his laptop a man jumped out of his closet and swung an axe into his skull. Because f*** that guy.

He’s a dick.