Roommate Brings Home Eighth Of Weed After Not Having Rent Again

Pittsford, NY- Dan Lewis is getting really tired of his roommate never having rent on time or sometimes not at all. “You know like once in a while is cool, I’m a super chill guy and I really dont like harping on people, especially for money, but when he always shows up with bag after bag of weed, you start to wonder if he’s being sincere anymore. Also he totally never shares any of it.”

We reached out to Dan’s roommate Kyle to get his take on the situation.

” I really dont know what the big deal is, I thought we had an agreement that I would sleep on the couch and pay him rent when I could afford it, I mean everyone has their priorities and mine lies somewhere between the couch cushion and a bag of Doritos, I mean the way I look at it, is without pot I cant focus, if I cant focus on anything, how can I focus on getting a job, I cant focus on making money, or making that album that I’ve always…”

Kyle continued to ramble on, in what this editor can only recall as one of the dumbest rants he’s ever heard. Dan walked into the room at that moment and started yelling at Kyle about his money. Kyle persuaded to offer Dan a “Truce” joint in exchange for the harsh vibes to be turned down. Dan graciously accepted. We spoke with Dan after the incident.

” You know I guess he’s really not that bad of a guy honestly, sure he sucks at paying rent and never stops talking about the grateful dead, but there could be worse roommates and its totally super convenient that my drug dealer lives with me and it will make for some funny stories in the future when I’m a more responsible person.”

Editors Note*

The Inner-loop’s editors in no way sponsor or condone the smoking of marijuana except on occasions that include the sun rising in the morning and if you have to breathe in oxygen on that day.

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